Monday Mayhem: Who Did You See Kissing Where?

Submitted by the wonderful Thom!

(this cracks me up)



I saw ____Brad Pit ______ kissing ____Jennifer A _____
Underneath the ___giant Christmas tree______ last night
They didn't see me _____with a video cam_____
Down the __street____ to have a ____date______
They thought that I was ______just a fan_____
in my ____fave coat_______ fast ____walking by.______

Then I saw ____Manny P______ kissing ______Crystal R___
Underneath the ____boxing rim_____ last night

Oh what a __big fight____ it would have been
If ___Jinky_______ had only seen
___Manny______ kissing __Crystal R_______ last night.

Note: Manny Pacquiao is the famous boxer in the Philippines right now, while Crystal is a local actress on the said country, and Jinky of course, is Manny's wife.



How's your weather? Will you have a white Christmas?

Knowing Texas weather, no ideal it if would be white (hopefully). It is 65 degrees here tonight!